My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
I can 300% relate to this
THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
You know what they say: Life is like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates have been replaced with big bugs and you have to eat the bugs and you’re on television. It’s a reality show called Eat The Bugs and this is the pilot episode. You eat all of those bugs, but the show never gets picked up so nobody ever sees it and you don’t win the big cash prize that they promised. That’s what life is like.
If women flirted like men / Vine By: Allegra Masters
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When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.
I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.