Straight boys be cursing gays for loving anal but then go pout because their girlfriends refuse to try it
Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD
I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
cap 2 + tumblr
The look of sheer, “I wonder what I’ll do next” gets me. I love this.
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation